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Old Jan 07, 2008, 12:44 AM // 00:44   #841
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*Walks into bar*

*Explodes everyone like gwen :D"
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #842
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*walks in *
*sets trap at door with lots o drink's to drown em*
*jumps out window to avoid suspition *
*walks in front door*
*falls in trap*
"It wor......."
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 03:22 AM // 03:22   #843
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*lays a single mousetrap*
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 09:56 AM // 09:56   #844
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*steps on the mousetrap*
*slaps moonlit for putting it there*
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #845
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"bumps into Kingof the mice"
"slaps Kingof the mice for stopping"
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 02:10 PM // 14:10   #846
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*Appears in the bar*
*Passes Gas*
*Vanishes*
*Laughter Echo's*
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 06:39 PM // 18:39   #847
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*appears*
*Arcane echo, Echo, Celestial storm, Echo, Celestial storm, Celestial Storm*
*BB*
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 08:54 PM // 20:54   #848
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Spirits back in the flesh with avengance

*Destroies everything wipes out all existance in all of all universes and dimensions, no possibility for this fight to continue*

The end
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Old Jan 10, 2008, 12:55 AM // 00:55   #849
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you can only use weapons in the bar

*Builds another bar and hides behind the counter*
"Hehe, with me 900 beers of bottleo n the wall, no way they can stop me when ... daa.....
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Old Jan 10, 2008, 03:53 AM // 03:53   #850
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*uses Shadow Form*
*uses Flame Burst*
*looks at all the burning bodies in the bar, and laughs*
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Old Jan 10, 2008, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #851
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*emerges from the flames after activating ward against harm at the last second*
*grabs blizzard and pushes him up against the wall and chokes him*
*uses the hand I'm choking him with to use ice spear point blank into his neck*
*orders martini*
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Old Jan 19, 2008, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #852
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BLIZZAAAAAAAAARD!

*aims rifle at artay*
This is for killing him....
*shoots gumball bullets *
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Old Jan 19, 2008, 08:04 AM // 08:04   #853
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*walks into the bar*
*sees all the carnage*
*jumps out the window smashing all the glass*
*lays on the ground dying of blood loss and shouting at splitisoda*
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Old Jan 19, 2008, 08:29 AM // 08:29   #854
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*Leaves ogden outside bar set up as smite*
*Throws up 600hp bonds*
*walks into bar*
*shouts out "WoW forever!!!*
*waits for the inevitable suicides*
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Old Jan 19, 2008, 09:07 AM // 09:07   #855
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*sits down*
*orders a jim and coke*
Hey look! It's Elvis!
*runs out with your girl*
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 06:16 AM // 06:16   #856
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*throws pwns crowbar at Grasping runs away with 'your' girl*


(Bump)
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 07:51 AM // 07:51   #857
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*Bangs on the wall and yells for everyone next door to quiet down*

I'm trying to read my book about Clifford going to dog school.

What does plaese mean. I'm stuck on that word.
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 07:55 AM // 07:55   #858
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*Enters Bar*
*Starts spamming like there's no tomorrow to annoy Unlucky*
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 09:08 AM // 09:08   #859
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*buys everyone drinks with the 3 trillion I made from selling my baby*
Life is good.
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 09:14 AM // 09:14   #860
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*Decides to come over and drink to drown sorrow of not selling my baby*
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